Have you ever felt that masturbating with your hand just wasn’t enough? Me neither. But it seems that at least one brave sex toy company out there is using BMX to market their product. This promotional video from a company called Tenga shows Yohei “Ucchie” Uchino riding some flatland, but more importantly and inexplicably, it contains a scene in which he is either masturbating or feigning masturbation for the camera. Viki Gomez also rides for Tenga.
I suppose this all makes sense in a way. Men ride BMX. Men jerk off. Businesses need to sell you things. Perhaps they can sell you (a man) something that at least theoretically makes the whole “daily removal of sperm from one’s own body” process better. Capitalism sure is great, huh.
If any comment section in TCU history demands an active comments section, I’ve got to think that it’s this one. Have you ever used a sex toy? Do you approve of sex toy companies advertising within BMX? Does the lord frown upon such behavior? Let us know in the comments.