U Lock Justice.


Upon first seeing this I thought “man, that seemed unnecessary”, but check out the description from the dude who uploaded it:

“i made a pit stop in a starbucks somewhere on the lower east side and i saw this bike messenger and an old asian guy getting into a fight because they ran into each other at the intersection. the old guy just wouldn’t leave the bike dude alone, so the bike dude totally let him have it, POW! KRYPTONITE LOCK TO THE FACE LIKE 3 OR 4 TIMES! Dudes face was actually bleeding hard core for like the next 20 minutes, but i bounced soon after.”

Violence is bad. But fuck it, if someone wants to start shit with you, hit them in the head with a blunt object and teach ’em a lesson. Just don’t get caught.

Via Prolly Is Not Probably.

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