TCU Exclusive: Chris Doyle: Deal Or No Deal?

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Chris Doyle is without question, one of the nicest guys in the business. But what about when his back is against the wall? I decided to see how nice Big Dick Doyle when put on the spot by asking him a variety of tough questions. His answers reveal that even the nicest guys have a dark side.

(Interview concept jacked from XXL)

Would you accept 50,000 non-taxable US dollars to ride the same bars that Ryan Nyquist rode in 1998 for 3 months?

In a heartbeat!

Would you take your brakes off your bike for 6 months to appear on an episode of Deal Or No Deal?

Yeah, I guess. Deal or no Deal sucks though. I’d do it for Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune in a second!

Would you tuck no hander a 10 stair for 40 bucks, right now?

I’d give it a shot. Could I get 20 if only one hand comes off?

You have to put your pegs on the left and can only grind opposite for the next year, but you get to decrease the length of Biz’s dick by 2 inches for the next year.

Is this even a question? Yeah, sure. I’ve always wanted to try some opposite peg stuff anyways. Sorry Biz.

Slam your seat or die.

I’ll choose life. Slammed seats are weird though. Personally, I think it makes barspins look lame.

You have to kiss Jay Roe with tongue for 5 seconds, but Obama tells America to buy your signature frame during a presidential address.

For sure! If all this stuff comes true, I’m gonna be a very rich man and Biz will be hung like an infant.

You can’t get a hair cut or shave your face for a year, but the US government creates a 7 dollar bill and it has your face on it and it reaches the same circulation as the 5 dollar bill within 2 years.

Yup! Who wouldn’t?!

Run a freecoaster for the rest of your life or get a swastika tattooed on your forehead.

I’ll take the freecoaster over being shunned by all my family and friends.

You smell like dog poop for 2 weeks, but you win the NORA Cup for 2010 in the category of your choice.

Yeah, sure. imagine how bummed all those flatlanders will be when I get NORA flatlander of the year.

Would you rather Luc-e grind a 10 stair rail to manual nowhere 180, or get punched in the face by Brad Simms?

Simms is a puss. Tell him to bring it!

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  • http://Website Jack Blount

    last one made me laugh

  • Chris Zeppieri


  • http://Website LOL!

    hahaha id be stoked if doyle won the flatland nora cup!

  • James Colella

    Best interview of the year? So good!

  • Freakk Stewart

    lol not bad.

  • http://Website jukl
  • http://Website Not Billy Malkotsis

    i laughed…

  • http://Website steve

    the real pa loves doyles baby dick

  • http://Website Babbel

    By Far the raddest Q’s an A’s

  • http://Website evan

    that sucked

  • http://Website gruncher

    how are those tough question? stupid maybe, but in no way tough

  • http://Website brad

    Man, pretty funny. Brad Simms is a puss…lol. Tell him to play “Fast Car” on an acoustic, and tell me it doesnt look like Tracy Chapman… just saying

    • http://Website slooooow


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  • Casey Bowman

    Man I can’t wait for a wallet full of 7′s!!!! Its all about the Doyle Man’s!!!!

    • http://Website justin

      fuck you bowman

  • http://Website Eddie

    haha best Q&A ive read in a while

  • http://Website romulus leadeater

    would Biz be allowed to take Extenze if doyle ran his pegs opposite?

    • http://Website saint

      your not funny

    • http://Website g

      and you’ve obviously got problems if you can actually remember the brand name of one of those things.

    • http://Website foster brown

      so i guess they didnt work for you

  • Martin

    I used to run Nyquist’s bars from 98… Now I run them from 2003 ;-)

  • The Curbrider

    Ha ha.

  • http://Website YEP

    chis doyle is BMX

  • http://Website LandonP

    chris doyle for president

  • http://Website [kts]

    i wanna see the tuck HAHAHA

  • http://Website JACK


    • http://Website kink

      road fools 14 FTMFW!!!

  • schnell

    Chris Doyle.
    Chris Doyle.
    Chris Doyle.

  • http://Website aaron souply

    “If all this stuff comes true, I’m gonna be a very rich man and Biz will be hung like an infant.”


  • http://Website pumped to be stoked

    I suggest maybe smoke more weed to get creative or smoke less because this sucked. Try to ask questions that will produce more interesting content than a stupid game of deal/ no deal. You just got a interview with Chris frickn” Doyle, and you blew it. I don’t expect you guys to be the Barbara Walters of bmx, but how about somthing more than this?

    • http://Website pumped to be stoked

      I also forgot to mention that my opinion doesn’t count. just like indian givers.

  • http://Website Norther

    I laughed pretty hard at this interview. This fuckin ruled hahahahha

  • http://Website walt

    you should of asked him if he would take a double cum shot, one to the face one to the mouth by 2 gay men with aids for $1,000,000.

    • http://Website brad

      I would say that I walked into YOUR room broke and AIDS free, and I would be leaving the same way…. knowing that I had many more years to live and wait on a better deal to come around

  • http://Website last

    i dont think that really brought out the un-niceness of doyle i was expecting before ‘tjhe jump’

  • Rainer Ross


  • http://Website b

    true what he says about slammed seats and barspins, the bike wobbles everywhere, it looks stupid.

  • http://Website nahdjasfa

    People need to educate themselves on what a swastika is… but saying that, I’d still not have one tattoo’d on my head

    • http://Website oi oi

      people do know it has different meanings, however in the western world the first thing that is going to come to mind when a white person has one as a tattoo is ‘there’s a Nazi’. chris doyle, being from the western world and being white would be unwise to get a swastika tattooed anywhere on his person, so he correctly chose the freecoaster option.

  • http://Website steve blonde

    i am a bmx douchebag and i take everything too seriously and even though i hate bmx i ride everyday

  • BMXFU!

    chris doyle is the captain of the bmxfu super pro team

  • http://Website Brown

    Although this was a poor Q&A i still think Chris Doyle is amazing!

  • JP

    Best interview/questions ever in BMX history. period.

  • price

    the questions were borderline lame, but Chris Doyle is rad as fuck, and an even nicer guy to boot! Not just faking it nice, but a genuinely good dude. All you grommets looking forward to a sponsorship, Chris Doyle is the model…fantastic ability along with a sincere personality. Doyle deserves all the accolades he can get!

  • http://Website Evan from MN

    Most creative questions Ive ever read in an interview. Well played sir

  • http://Website robby hart

    This guy, this guy, fucken great! f-hoffman and simms, Heniz town for life, you emo fags!